Phase 1 - Battle of Spaghettysburg

• PUBLISH PASTAPAPER

• LAUNCH WEBSITE

• TOKEN LAUNCH ON UNISWAP

• LAUNCH MARKETING BLITZ

• CMC AND CG LISTINGS (FAST TRACK)

• DEXTOOLS TRENDING

• TIER 3 CEX LISTING

• OFFEND A KAREN WITH THE TERM FULL RETARD

Phase 2 - Operation Noodle Storm

• LAUNCH MARKETING CAMPAIGN: OPERATION FULL RETARD

• RELEASE WORLD’S FIRST MEME-TO-EARN REWARDS SYSTEM

• REACH 1000 TOKEN HOLDERS

• GROW SOCIAL MEDIA TO 20K+

• DEX LIQUIDITY TO $1 MILLION

• LIST ON ADDITIONAL TIER 3 & TIER 2 CRYPTO EXCHANGES

• BAIL A PASTAFARIAN OUT OF JAIL

Phase 3 - Pastopia

• REACH $6.9M DEX LIQUIDITY AND BEGIN BURNING TOKENS

• BURN 50% OF TOKEN SUPPLY

• REACH 100K TOKEN HOLDERS

• 1 MILLION+ FOLLOWERS

• VIRAL MEMES WITH 1M+ VIEWS

• TIER 1 EXCHANGE LISTING

• KICK OFF SECRET SAUCE-IETY

• RELEASE TOP SECRET _________

• FART ON A POLITICIAN